Showing posts with label Halloween Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween Humour. Show all posts

Monday, October 25, 2010

MONDAY MUSINGS...


What would I have to bitch about if it weren't for the sticky fingered souls around here....?


Before....


After...

Yup......they just had to have the hat

Must have needed it for their costume...

Hope they like my last name written all over it in black felt pen!
Can't see it in the dark but can in the light...;)



Did screw it down...



Guess I didn't use enough screws



Sing-a-long-with-me...

IT'S ONLY JUST BEGUN......

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Astrological Halloween
How each zodiac sign approaches trick or treating.

  • Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.

  • Taurus will only eat the finest Swiss chocolates.

  • Gemini goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.

  • Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.

  • Leo plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.

  • Virgo wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.

  • Libra is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.

  • Scorpio isn't in it for the candy.

  • Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town.

  • Capricorn makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.

  • Aquarius builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.

  • Pisces skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.