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Astrological Halloween
How each zodiac sign approaches trick or treating.

• Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
  
  
• Taurus will only eat the finest Swiss chocolates.
  
  
• Gemini goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
  
  
• Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
  
  
• Leo plans their costume for months, then won't go out because someone else had the same idea.
  
  
• Virgo wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're a bookkeeper.
  
  
• Libra is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
  
  
• Scorpio isn't in it for the candy.
  
  
• Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town.
  
  
• Capricorn makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
  
  
• Aquarius builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
  
  

• Pisces skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.