Thursday, March 24, 2011

ANOTHER DARKSIDE ZODIAC...Aries

Again, quoting brief passages from her [Stella Hyde] book is another Zodiac sign that hits close to my heart...my son's [Apr. 5]

Let's see how close she gets to him...

Aries is a masculine sign, cardinal Fire sign ruled by Mars. It is the first sign on the zodiac wheel, directly opposite Libra , and is named for the constellation Aries [the ram], which shouts and struts behind the Sun at this time of year.
On the darkside, this makes you a loud, overconfident, aggressive thug with way too many Y chromosomes and a will of titanium-clad granite.
Annoying Habits:

Punctuality - You are either 30 minutes early, raring to go, and incandescent that everyone else is late, or you turn up four days later at a different venue and are outraged that the expedition went without you.

Toothpaste - After a five minute rant in the bathroom when you throw everything out of the window looking for your tube of toothpaste, you finally find it in your laundry basket. You hammer it flat with your bare hands.

Temper gauge - 0 degrees to boiling point is instantaneously, and occurs roughly every two minutes because people just won't do what you tell them, and you've lost the key/hammer/remote control/plot.

Personality - overwhelming, overbearing, overconfident

Bitch rating - C+ think about it: bitching demands subtlety and finesse, neither of which your Bad Fairy Godmother left in your cradle. If you want to say something nasty about someone, you don't sneak around; you just open your mouth and blast away. Refreshing, in a strange way.

Fav Deadly Sin - You simply do not have the time for anything intellectual, or namby-pamby, so you go straight for Wrath, or Anger.

You can blame your planet...Mars the red menace


I'll end that zodiac on that unhappy note...



Sure makes my son sound like he was/is a difficult child/man and he was/is not! Headstrong, yes!

A lot of who a person is, depends on how they were brought up...seeing as he still talks to me, visits lots and helps me out when needed, says something I say. I would be amazed to hear that he had ever hurt anyone and as for anyone taking advantage of him...nope!

He has a big heart for those he loves and shows it when we need it!


Besides, his good traits out weights any bad ones as far as I'm concerned...


On another note... I became a Great Auntie again! A new little bouncing baby boy was delivered by the stork [;}] to one of my nieces in Edmonchuck on the 23.


Guess she gets an Aries child toooooo.....;}


Good luck Michele & Shayne and congratulations on the new addition!

I do remember hearing something about older sister not wanting a brother and that they should take it back if it is...

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1 comment:

Roan said...

My mother was an Aries, but doesn't fit here at all. She was one of the nicest, sweetest ladies you would ever want to meet. Meek & mild would be two of her most prominent traits. She was always right on time, too. Hmmm....

Congrats on the Great Auntie thing. I'm sure his sister will fall in love.