Orbs 'r' Us

10 LAWS FOR CATS TO LIVE BY:

1. Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on bed tells them, you care.

2. Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.

3. Curiosity never kill anything except for maybe a few hours.

4. Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.

5. If you are not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.

6. Life is hard, then you nap.

7. Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray each corner.

8. Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someones face.

9. Variety is the spice of life. One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.

10. When in doubt, cop an attitude.