WIPE OUT #2...
"Did it rain last night?"...
That should have been my first thought when I stepped out my front door this morn [4:30] to take some cool pictures [I keep trying] of the beautiful frosty looking world around me...
Instead the... "cool hoar frost" turned to "#X!?#&X@?&"......in that many words!
Yep, WIPE OUT!!!!!!!!
Good thing I got LOTS of padding on butt & hips...it cushioned the impact! It was the sudden STOP that jolted the old back and shoulders!
NO.....I didn't immediately look around to see who was watching, what other fool besides me would be up at that damn hour!
And NO, I didn't take any pictures either......."F......the cool looking hoar frost!"
GRRRRRRR......
I'd been so careful after my first episode!
Did almost do a repeat performance the other day [which might have amused my audience] while trying to escape my boring business. That time there were lots of "flailing arms" to save me.
No, "flailing" this time...happened too fast!
Now as I sit....the pain begins!
I'd been in such a great mood! Now all I want to do is bite someone's head off..............mine if I could!
This idiot had placed a mental order to "salt" that same area yesterday.....only "lazy" got in the way!
Wasn't worried about customers, most don't do a personal visit on Fridays, they usually just call and also there haven't been many lately.... so I got lazy!
Serves me right....should have listened to that inner voice!
Good thing.......it was me INSTEAD of some customer!
We've been going through some foggy frosty stuff these past few days and this winter world has been pretty to look at. Only, one should remember that there is danger lurking under all that "prettiness" too!
Today is supposed to be a shopping day for birthday presents [3 birthdays] and BillyRoo was lending me his car......but now, me not so sure I want to venture out on the highway right now. Was pretty foggy all day yesterday?
Have heard a farmer say once, that fog meant we would get rain 90 days later? May showers?
So....all you farmers out there [in my area that is] "quit crabbing about the lack of moisture"....it's foggy right now!
As for other damn fools up at that hour.....
The drunk parade started at 6:10...
Where was MY entertainment!
Damn drunks walk better than I do!
2 comments:
You sound as graceful and sure footed as moi. I'm so sorry! I'm always busting one area of my body or another as I keep reminding myself to be careful (for all the good that does).
I think being tooooo careful can get us into just as much trouble sometimes...;( TK for commenting.
Post a Comment