Thursday, December 13, 2007

THE REAL REASON...
WHY THEY HAVE ANGELS ON TOP OF THE XMAS TREES

It was supposed to be a happy time, but it wasn't.
Santa was really pissed!
It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right.

Mrs. Claus had burned all the Christmas cookies. The Elves were bitching about not getting paid for the overtime they had put in while making toys, and the reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. They had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and crashed it into a tree, breaking off one of the runners.

Santa was beside himself with anger...
"I CAN'T believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours from now and all my Reindeer are drunk, my Elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet!

What am I going to do?"

Just then the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says: "Yo, Santa, where do you want me to stick the Christmas Tree this year???"

And thus the tradition of Angels perched atop the Christmas trees came to pass. . . . .

2 comments:

Headgirl said...

LOL!
It's a good tale., which is why I have a bear on mine...

See Wilma's off on a w/e splurge!
Lucky girl...
Are you partying?
I'm a sad case - will be blogging every day over the holiday... but because I want too.

LOve
Blue
x

Queen of Halloween said...

Alas no parties for me. We will be going over to PoD's house for gift opening in the morning then go back home as my daughter's in-laws run a puppy mill and they will have 7 dogs there that I am allergic to! Will get back together again for supper which will also include my Ex...so Xmas will be somewhat stressful for me. Actually I will enjoy the quietness away from the stress at her place. So know that I will be visiting you [on line] and we can whine to each other! Don't let the season get you down cause it's not worth it! Xmas is highly over rated!